Saturday, February 26, 2011

Massage Tip #4


Prior to the massage, suggest that your partner take a luxurious bath, complete with bath salts and candlelight. Your partner will be freshly bathed, fully relaxed, and ready to enjoy your sensual massage.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Massage Tip #3



It's important to set a romantic, sensual mood. Dim the lights, play some relaxing or erotic music, and light a candle or two to emit a romantic glow and subtle fragrance. Using one of the new massage candles especially developed for use when giving massages, would be perfect for this purpose. Not only will the massage candle provide a romantic ambiance, but it melts to become a warm and sensual massage oil that is ideal for giving the massage itself.
 

Monday, February 21, 2011

VIAGRA IS TAKING THE BODY BY STORM!

VIAGRA IS TAKING THE BODY BY STORM!



Now come on ladies .... *tweeking my chin* We all know how this works. Am I correct? Well ... here we go. Would it be appropriate to say that this would be a big score for Phizer and other companies that generate this Rx? I can see it now ... kicking in the doors to closed CVS Pharmacies across the world. Women scratching and pulling hair and Oops .... You get to the counter only to find out you need to STRANGLE THE MESSENGER!! "Welcome to CVS Pharmacy. We are currently sold out of the Rx in which you seek. Is there something else I can offer you?"


Well ladies, sorry to be the bearer of bad news .... there isn't a such thing. But, wouldn't it be nice to have it? Unfortunately it's only for the old fuddy duddy's and their juniors that just can't seem to get it right .... Looking for hang time to make up for the loss! Question....Where they do that at? IJS! I think they need Viagra AND the pump... but that is my unprofessional opinion ... *ahem* Maybe tell them to cough and see what happens. Well ... You know no one that can disappoint you like me ... maybe I'll work on a study myself .... I'll call it: HOW TO NOT COME UP SHORT WHEN THE BILL IS DUE....oh maybe SHORT D*K MEN....THEY HAVE TAKEN OVER....*stuck face* 


~
AC Reporter Tee Storm 

February 17, 2011 5:19pm



Sunday, February 20, 2011

Massage Tip #2



Select a spacious and comfortable massage area. Beds are much more comfortable than couches or the floor. Also make sure that the room is neither too warm nor too cool so that your partner is able to enjoy the massage without excessive heat or chill.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Friday, February 18, 2011

AC Video of the Day #4

Beyoncé - Check On It ft. Bun B, Slim Thug





    • damn i love this song
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    •  i dont care for her to much myself ty !!!!!!! looks good but shes, not that great of a singwer
      2 hours ago · 
    • I think she has a beautiful voice. I'd just like to see her put out music with substance, you know.
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    •  i think they pic or write alot of songs out of her voice range. and im getting tired of them trying to say she the next this. she aint nowhere near ARETHA< GLDYSS ETC.
      2 hours ago ·  ·  1 person
    • ‎100% Agreed!
      2 hours ago · 
    •  i think her voice is nice in that it's not completely offensive...kinda like i dont think janet jackson can SANG (certainly no aretha, patti, etc.) but she is one HELL of a performer...and while beyonce can do all the movees and look amazing doing it.....she will NEVER be on janets level...imo.....i think beyonce's beauty and work ethic is the bulk of her appeal....and THATS all that the record exec$ need to appeal to the lowest common denominator and exploit it....
      2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people
    • i agree performer yes !!!!! hi my QUEEN :}
      2 hours ago · 
    • Good analysis 
      2 hours ago ·  ·  2 people






Sex Fact #6



At least 500 Americans die each year from asphyxia in an attempt to lessen oxygen flow to the brain in order to induce a more powerful orgasm.

Does Sex Cure Headaches?

Does Sex Cure Headaches?

When you're asleep at night and it's an uneasy rest jolting you out of your sleep. A thundering pound pulsating through the follicle of the top of your skull. The kind of pain that feels like a tractor trailer is running marathons in your bedroom. The one that shakes the earth each time you take a step while walking. In 1988, there was an actual study conducted in Oklahoma by a male scientist to study the act of having sex while experiencing a train wreck in visualization. They say one physiologic process.. the climax.. is turning off another physiologic process. One doctor says yes and another doctor says no. A percentage of women at about 20 percent said that "SEX CURE MY HEADACHE!" The another percent said that "It went away for a little while." and the rest said "IT MADE IT WORSE!"

Well ... with that being said... I guess to each its own .... some people need pills and others need to just assume the position. As one doctor stated "You can't just pull any person at work or on the streets and say :I HAVE A HEADACHE! HAVE SEX WITH ME!"

Hmmm .... well THAT's a bright idea .... there goes the workplace and the brand new copier that replaced last weeks copier in which replaced the copier from the week before that .... That's a lot of money ... don't you think?

~
AC Reporter Tee Storm
February 17, 2011 4:24pm

Resource: http://abcnews.go.com/Health/PainManagement/story?id=4241193&page=2

Thursday, February 17, 2011

AC Video of the Day #3

Beanie Sigel - Feel It In The Air




  • Tara Caribgem Lewis ‎(((((TY & INSIGHT)))) What's the AC video of the Day
    48 minutes ago · 
  • Insight Seekers lol, Im stuck between 3...."In The Air" by Beenie Segal...."Holdin' it Down" by Big L and "HoneyDew" by Geno Young...lol. Im here now trying to skim through the recient songs posted.
    42 minutes ago · 
  • Ty Grr Heart ‎"In The Air" by Beanie Siegel is one of my fave songs.
    41 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Insight Seekers lets go with "In The Air".
    12 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Ty Grr Heart   ‎*wink*
    12 minutes ago · 
  • Tara Caribgem Lewis Y do u and Ty like "In The Air" by Beenie Segal so much??
    12 minutes ago · 
  • Ty Grr Heart It's hard to explain ... I know things, I see things ...
    10 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Insight Seekers lol, I think at some point in life EVERYONE has had the feeling of just "knowing" something. instinct, intuition or just a feeling.
    8 minutes ago · 
  • Ty Grr Heart IDK It's like some people have an inner nature about themselves where they are able to channel into higher levels of frequency and link into *wink @ Insight* the meta-physical world around us ...
    4 minutes ago ·  ·  1 person
  • Insight Seekers META-PHYSICAL!!!!
    about a minute ago · 
  • Ty Grr Heart LOL
    2 seconds ago · 










Massage Tips #1




Plan ahead to avoid interruptions. Arrange for children to be away, lock the doors, turn off the phones, and eliminate any potential distractions.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Sex Fact #5



The maximum speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain has been clocked at 156 miles per hour.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Monday, February 14, 2011

AC Video of the Day

Tony Toni Tone - Lay Your Head On My Pillow











Happy Valentine's Day AC!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ADULTCONVO!!




"BE AT PEACE" ~ Ty Grr

"‎'Live~Laugh~Love EVERYDAY, NOT just one day, Bless' ♥" ~ Queen

"No flowers, No chocolates, Just me and you with our favorite slow jams." ~ Diablo 

"Happy Valentine Day! AC Members....Sexy ♥♥" ~ Spice

"XOXOXOXO AC! Peace-Love-Joy." ~ Caribgem



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